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Wednesday 2 November 2011

The Alarm Clock of Untimely Wakeup Calls

This is you with a 'warm' feeling while
 watching the clock burn and the beeping die
Don't you just hate it when you wake up 2-3 minutes before your alarm clock? You wake up in that cloudy state that everyone wakes up in, look at the clock hoping to get a couple more hours in only to find you have a couple of minutes left. You groan in frustration of perfect timing and turn in your bed just to get the most out of your laziness. You might as well get up, but you lay there, testing fate and your patience. The alarm clock goes off and you scream at it not acknowledging that you have to click the button to turn it off. Your reaction is to throw it across the room, unplug it, or even set fire to the bloody thing, but no; what you do is lie there and do nothing.

1 comment:

  1. Or hit snooze over and over and over and over and over and over and then your late!

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