This Morning

Another little story from my alarm clock that's infatuated with me> I set my alarm to play the radio as my alarm to wake me up because the beeping is... despicable. This morning I woke up to: "Ya! That's what I do with my banana too!" And then quickly shut it off. A different time I woke up to: "YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY!" And quickly shut it off. The next thing I'm expecting is: "Your mother  is dead because of a disease we found out that you can cure using a wheel of cheese, a turtle, and a walnut!" For the record my mom is not dead