Evil Munch-kins of the Prairie
I'll be sharing with the you the weird and wacky ways of my wonderful world. If you have any questions or concerns you can email me at ilbgreen2@hotmail.com
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Thursday 10 November 2011
This Morning
Another little story from my alarm clock that's infatuated with me> I set my alarm to play the radio as my alarm to wake me up because the beeping is... despicable. This morning I woke up to: "Ya! That's what I do with my banana too!" And then quickly shut it off. A different time I woke up to: "YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY!" And quickly shut it off. The next thing I'm expecting is: "Your mother is dead because of a disease we found out that you can cure using a wheel of cheese, a turtle, and a walnut!" For the record my mom is not dead
Thursday 3 November 2011
Marshmallows
You never know how many marshmallows can fit in your mouth until you try! I suggest wedging them in your cheeks first. They start to gum up and get super sticky creating a mass of sticky blob like that thing you blew out of your nose last week. Yoo thtart doo dawk whellee phunnee anduh nooo-wun ken oondurstanduh yoo! Thow thtickee anduh phwuthtwaiting! (If you don't understand this; sound it out until you do)
Wednesday 2 November 2011
The Alarm Clock of Untimely Wakeup Calls
This is you with a 'warm' feeling while watching the clock burn and the beeping die |
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